What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 01:44
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
Can you tell me something about yourself?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why is every human messed up in some way?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Dr No
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…